JOKES TO IMPROVE YOUR ENGLISH!

Here you have some jokes I've found in a web for English students:
http://www.englishclub.com/esl-jokes/index.htm

"An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying: “everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds little Johnny stood up. “Do you think you’re stupid, Johnny?” the teacher asked. “No, Miss, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

God and the man: a man visits God and says, 'God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?' God says, 'No, ask me anything at all.' So the man says, 'God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?' God replies, 'For me, a thousand years is only five minutes.' The man then says, 'That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?' God replies, 'For me, a million dollars is only five cents.' The man says, 'Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?' God looks at the man, smiles, and says, 'Of course my son, just wait five minutes!'

If you enjoyed these jokes you can find much more in the web mentioned above. Have fun!